#my tummy hurts but im being really brave about it…

[warriorfujoshi]

good morning … - from a guy who just realised he left an immensely pungent whole box of pesto pasta in his backy packy for the whole night

[katherine-fisk]

I need someone to lay out in the grass with me. I've swallowed too much blood, and now I don't feel well.

[cripticmotherfucker]

The tension between me and trying to the bottle of immodium that's across the room during a flare while also trying not to shit or vomit on the floor in the process 🤡

Ibs things

[pixiewithpens]

Another thing im learning from reading my old diaries is that i have never had a truly healthy tummy. Every other entry its like "i feel sick", "my stomach hurts", "i felt like throwing up" etc

[the-duchess-of-domination]

College Tummy Tales

due to popular demand, here is a comprehensive list of all tummy-related events that happened on campus this semester (these are all 100% real, i promise you 😭😭😭)

1. this literally happened last friday. i live in a sophomore dorm with my roommate and best friend. we live in an all-gender wing, so me and her are constantly patrolling the hallways because really weird stuff happens at night. last friday we heard some activity near our door, and we decided to be nosy and see what was happening. we came out into the hallway and saw our RA standing near the bathroom, and this twenty-year old guy we live across from sitting on the floor (he’s SUPER cute, like he’s got that shoulder-length middle part haircut and is generally just really friendly and playful. i think he’s a theatre major). anyway, he was curled up on the floor with a bottle of ginger ale and he looked absolutely AWFUL. we asked if everything was okay and he cracked this really weak smile and told us the fish from our dining hall made him sick, and he puked and felt really dizzy and had to sit down on the floor. our RA passed by and got really worried about him and just stayed with him until he felt like he could walk back to his dorm. my roommate knows about my interests (she’s SO FUNNY and supportive) and she was like 😏 girl you gotta take care of him. i didn’t want to overwhelm him so we let him rest. i ended up texting him later and asked if he was feeling better, and he said he was and thanked me for checking up on him. i guess the moral of the story is don’t eat the fish from the dining hall.

2. i am friends with a lot of male theatre majors LMAO. this story happened like, a month ago and isn’t as eventful, but another cute male theatre major is in my ballet class (he is the ONLY guy in my ballet class), and one morning he was sitting out from dancing and i came over to talk to him. COMPLETELY UNPROMPTED he LAUNCHED into a monologue about how bad his stomach hurt that morning, complete with the moaning and groaning and everything, even like, sitting up and showing me his stomach and pushing it out. i was so stunned i just started laughing and he jokingly was like “why are you laughing at my pain????” and i was like “idk i guess you just saying the word tummy as a grown man” and he was like “my tummy? my delicate hurting tummy? my sore little belly?” i swear to god, the male theatre majors are built DIFFERENT.

3. on the topic, men seem to feel really comfortable just using the word “tummy” in general, which i find amusing. i can count a couple of occurrences of men using the word tummy for comedic effect, using phrases like “tummy ache survivor” or “having a tummy ache and being a very brave boy about it”

4. this next one happened in the dining hall and i thought someone would find it amusing. im not huge into burps, but last week this big boisterous frat guy kept burping SO LOUD in the dining hall. it was so fucking obnoxious and the burps were so long and sustained. i kept looking over to give them the stink eye, and the guy had like, 5 empty plates, so ig he was a little full and gassy or something because LORD. hopefully he didn’t eat the fish 😟

5. this last one is the real kicker. in one of my design classes there is this cute, chubby redhead that sits next to me. before class started he had begun complaining to no one in particular that he woke up nauseous that morning. im a really friendly girl so i guess people just feel comfortable sharing things with me, but during class this redhead leaned into my ear and whispered something. like ballet, i was so stunned i asked him to repeat it, and it turns out my ears did not deceive me. he said “i have a tummy ache” into my ear, and my eyes widened and i just couldn’t believe it. i asked if he was hungry or something and tried to offer him a granola bar from my bag, but he turned it down and said he was going to eat something after class. but WOW. im still in disbelief about that one.

anyway, that’s all i can think of for now. me and my roommate have a counter called “X amount of days without a man telling [my name] about his stomach.” so far we’ve only made it 2 days because that halloweekend guy in my poetry class made me have to reset the counter. anyway, love my roommate 💖 the other day she was like “girl you’re only attracted to him because he had an upset stomach ��” and i DIED because she’s so right. the bar is so low, boys.

[thetisming]

SHOPPING HAUL ‼️‼️

frozen yoghurt that was really yummy

mug that says my tummy hurts but im being really brave about it. i purchased this because my tummy hurt when i saw it

a pink shirt with mesh like material or more like it's got holes

pink miniskirt WITH SHORTS UNDER IT ‼️‼️

cute earrings

laundry bags

[yoursminehourss]

my tummy hurts so bad but im being really brave about it

[whumpberry-cookie]

could you write some prompts about stomachache? sorry writers block is rlly bad and im trying to get some lists 😅

-🦇👓

Sure, thank you for the ask!

Whumpee with a Stomachache

(Cw: Hidden injuiry, fear of abandonment, pet whump)

Caretaker being th Smart Introverted One and Whumpee being the Recless and Brave one. (W:) "What's that now? I don't trust that smell" (C:) "A special variant of elvish valerian root infusion. For the stomach. Herbology comes in handy from time to time"

"Did you eat something today? Maybe you're hungry? No? The mint helps. Do you want mint tea? I'll get you some painkillers"

"It's just the stomachache," whumpee calms caretaker down one day, after caretaker notices something's wrong. "It's just my stomachache again," whumpee explains the other day. "It's the stom-ph-," whumpee cuts the sentence and covers their mouth, fighting the retch. "Really, I'm fine." As Whumpee says it, Caretaker sees the blood on their teeth and lips.

Whumpee does their assigned work as everyday, but due to the stomachache, they can't focuse on anything. The employer/leader figure patiently explains one activity several times. Whumpee gets it wrong all over. "What's going on with you today, Whumpee?". Whumpee apologises and tries to focus. But instead their eyes well up with tears. They really tried their best. (L:) "Why didn't you tell me you feel sick? Go take a rest. And stay in bed next time you're in pain"

"Listen. I'm tired. I'm swollen. My stomach hurts as heck. I'm irritated. And I don't want to say something nasty to you I would regret. So listen to me when I ask you nicely to drop the topic."

The obidience test. Whumper leaves the food "unprotected" to check if their pet will take it without asking. If Whumpee tries to steal and eats it, they get terrible stomachache.

Whumpee is rescued from their captors where they were constantly starved and had to fight for food with other whumpees. A wealthy caretaker takes them in. Cooks/orders for them more food than they could imagine and says to eat as much as they want. They keep eating even if their stomach can't fit anything more. They're so so so happy even tho they end up nuseous.

Caretaker's being irritated and distracted because of constant ache. Whumpee with the fear of abandonment isn't taking it very well. (W:) "Are you upset with me?" (C:) "Wh- no! My tummy's upset!" (W:) "....with me?"

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Thank you for the ask, cool bat anon. I hope I helped a bit with the writers block.

[pomodoriyum]

gonna watch terror ep 10. hope it doesnt hollow out my soul!!

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something wrong with me since i literally can only focus on des voeux right now…hes hauling…..

love how stiffly every1 is moving. scurvy <3

HI GOODSIR <3

hickeys all. ‘oh how funny the past is’

crozier: ‘fuck off’

also. why. is francis all bloody. the hell happened?

‘he took a stumble’ welllll. maybe. im choosing to believe he said something abt hartnell and de voeux hit him bc his other option was throwinf up

also des voeux fiddling with his shirtsleeves. x2

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NEDWARD WANTS TO RESCUE FRANCIS. I KNOW IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN BUT OUGH

ohhhh edward little you poor fucking bastard. good job dundy ig

oh my god crozier is going to think edward abandoned him. christ

goodsirrrrr <3 also he looks GAUNT good job costumers !!

hes bleeding from the scalp….

memory moment. god that hurts so bad. awesoem

hi manson. thank you francis for being nice to him

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oh my god it was a PLANNED murder. i thought goodsir did that in a fit of desperation not in cold fucking blood. oooohhhh goodsir how you are fascinating and fun

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bye jopson. so sorry about that

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hockey ‘first of the officers i enlisted’ fhkdfnfkfl i wouldnt exactly call what you did ‘enlisting’ but yeah this fits under reinvention sure

how much of hickeys commentary to francis here is something he also is telling himself? versus how he’s trying to hurt crozier in the same ways crozier has hurt him (flogging, obvs, but from hickeys pov also probably leading them there in the first place, nevermind franklin)

‘surpassingly lonely man’ YEAH HE IS!!!!

^^ face you make when you totally didnt realize how true your foils’ opinions on you are (on another note, the casting people did such a good job findinglike normal ass lookign people for this show???)

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oh, diggle is *shaking* with terror. oh, my

GOODSIR NAURRRRRR NOT THE MASS MURDER SUICIDE NOOOOOOOOOO

preparinf hsi own body for discovery (if not burial) is soooooooooo

ok mroe to do list. 1. identify the various plants and animals he hallucinated. theyve GOT to be important for interpretation

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everyone is so wobbly like a baby deer

des voeux deadpan sarcastic delivery. so meannnnn (but i imagine hes extremely unable to imagine killing oneself sinces. hes (like hickey) willing to do just about anything to survive)

HODGEPODGE CHAIR MOMENTS. LOVE the artfully placed tins

yuckyyyyy

love how des voeux was the first to reach for it too yucky yucky.

TOZER DOWN that was probably the greatest literal flop ive seen. armitage reaching for him…de voeux’s little jerking head motion back. and whathisface in the back freaking out

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“hes sick from what he eats” OUGHHEHE HEH and goodsirs trap closes in

des voeux has been fantasizing about eatinf that bear for literal years now lmao

aw manson. ouchies

awww their tummies hurt. and they are being brave about it

hickey is. absolutely reeling from the poison and the lead in his brain omg. hes delirious

also looove how much regret he packs into that speech. tryinf to start fresh by. what, murderinf someone? and then youre stuck in a place that will kill you?? yeah

oh thwy are all about to lose it. des voeux is actively having a panic attack or so.

^^guy who looks like hes about to cry

tozer is probably handling this best tbh

interestinf that hickey conceptualizes tuunbaq as part of its own empire. because empire is the only way he can parse and understand the world

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HODGSON NOOOOOO

love how tozer just accepts hickeys sawinf his own tongue out. hes like ‘not my business rn’

great job hickey. really youve outdone yourself this time

really hard to tell apart tuunbaqs/croziers/hickeys noises. also francis why the hell did you approach that situation

symbolic that francis lands the final blow. of courses. and hickey’s corpse between his thighs….🤌 (well. almost. he’s using his foot on hickey’s shoulder, literally stepping on him, which is so yummy in terms of themes)

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SILNAAAAA. love how shes awash in warm colors

bye des voeux. your little gasping sobs hurt. baaad way to go

SILNAAAAAAAA

whos strap is francis holding??

also i find it interestinf that he’s the one she chooses to keep alive/save? more to think about on this

HIS HAND OUCHIES

HER FACE WHEN SHE SEES GOODSIR. OH MY GODDDDDDD it is incredibly impactful bc shes normally so stoic. auugh

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francis having a normal one i see (i love it when characters experience delirium)

verrry interesting in who he named, there

love his new hat also. hes like a mate now. not a captain any more

??? is thatthe fucking passage???? or a dif camp?? hm.

EDWARDDDDDD

“close” yeah thats what i thought. ‘close is the worst thing in the world’ HEEHEE YEAH SURE ISSSS

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i dont have access to subtitles atm so i will not know till later eveything they discuss and say. but. i miss silna already :(

francis i know youre freaking out but like. dont harass them youve done enogh

great ending shot. really makes him look like a doll.

wow what. a great show. im. a little wrecked about it

[ecstasydemon]

MY TUMMY HURTS AND IM BEING REALLY BRAVE ABOUT IT!!!!!

[n0isypinkbubble]

my tummy hurts but im being really brave about it

[teddytoroa]

my tummy hurts and im really nauseous and im in a New Location and i have a headache and im really anxious about covid bc we went to a stuffy crowded cafe for lunch and i didnt know how to say i didnt want to go and im being so brave about it but im hangin on by a thread ngl

[thegothsuccubus]

My tummy hurts and im nauseous but I'm being really brave about it

[chalk-3at3r]

my tummy hurts really bad (i have eaten 2 & 1/2 cookies, 2 packs of instant ramen, and a cup of coffee and tea) im being really brave about it (im watching GeminiTay and trying not to cry)

[the-duchess-of-domination]

Hey duchess! I’m the anon from notes in class and soccer practice asks. Can i be the 💫anon?

ANYWAYS I HAVE AN AMAZING STORY FOR YOUU! (buckle up this is a long one)

So my best friend (we’ll call him J) and a couple of my other friends from college went to the movie theaters together. (We saw Inside Out 2 and i really liked it!)

So we were ordering our snacks and J (he’s a thin guy, shorter than me, but he always orders large portions of food) J orders a medium soda and a large popcorn and i asked him if he was sure that’s what he wanted, and he said he was sure.

So now we’re sitting in our seats watching the movie, and about halfway through it and i notice J is being really quiet. (I’ve known him since 9th grade, usually he’s making jokes and being playful, so this was really weird)

I ask him “J, are u alright? You’ve been really quiet” And he said that he ordered too much. I chuckled a bit at this, and I’m like “told you!” Then he’s like, “why are you laughing at my misfortunes!” Then I tell him that “You don’t half to eat it all, just save it for later” and he’s like “No! This popcorn was expensive and stale popcorn sucks!” Then i say “Alright, but if you make yourself sick I’m not helping you.” Then he laughed and kept watching the movie.

So the rest of my friends were using the bathroom after the movie and him and I were sitting together waiting for them. And i ask him; “Hey J, are you feeling alright? You’re still really quiet.” Then he says “No i shouldn’t have eaten all the popcorn and soda! Now my stomach really hurts!” I laughed a little to try and hide the fact that I’m BLUSHING LIKE HELL. Then he says; “Why are you laughing at my poor tummy?” I apologize and he nods. Then i say; “Do you want a hug?” (like i said, we’ve been friends since 9th grade so we’re pretty touchy, PLATONICALLY) Then he nods and he hugs into me.

Now I’m feeling a little brave and I rub his tummy a little. HE SIGHS AND LEANS INTO ME MORE KFKSKFKDJEK. I felt that his tummy was really bloated, and i could feel it churning and gurgling A LOT. I felt really bad for him. I say; “You’re stomach really isn’t feeling well, huh?” He whines a little and nods. IM GOING FERAL DJJSHDJSKKSKKDJ

So my friends are done in the bathrooms and are approaching us, and they notice us sitting together. A couple of them are like “Awww is poor J not feeling good?” “I hope he feels better.” AND IM LIKE??? INTERNALLY SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP.

So we went back home and i texted him.

“Yo! Are you feeling any better?” He replies “No, but thanks for checking in on me! :P” Then I’m like “Awww i hope you feel better soon! Maybe try sleeping and drinking tea?” He says “ThAnKs mOm” then i feel asleep.

GIRL LIKE??? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?? I FEEL LIKE IM LIVING IN A FANFICTION LMAOO. I suck at retelling stories so sorry if it’s written badly. Anyways, I texted him again this morning and he’s feeling better, so that’s good! But honestly I’m never forgetting this. Anyways, byeeeee!

-💫Anon

welcome, 💫 anon!!

what a fantastic experience!! i love hearing all these details about J and his poor stomach!! i absolutely love movie theatres as a kinky location, so this really tickled me!!

i have occurrences like this happen to me sometimes too and im always like “are you being dead ass right now??? like are you being so for serious talking about your belly in front of me???” it really does feel like a fanfic!!

would love to hear more about J in the future!!

[trkstrnd]

guys my tummy really hurts and im about to post an edit so pls hype me up bc i’m being very brave.